Итак, я вам вчера обещала кантри-рок от Кристиана Кейна.
Когда я смотрела Leverage, в одной из серий его персонаж, Элиот Спенсер, должен был притвориться кантри-певцом, чтобы втереться в доверие продюсера и вместе со своими друзьями вывести его музыкальные махинации на чистую воду. Я заранее не знала, что Крис у нас такой разносторонний мальчик

, так что когда он взял гитару и запел, я страшно удивилась

. Оказалось, что у него своя группа, а еще он обожает готовить и даже выпустил свое ТВ-шоу Kane's Kitchen. Оно есть на Ютубе, но доступа к просмотру мне сайт не дает: мол, для вашей страны - фигушки

! Но в открытом доступе есть одно видео, где Крис самозабвенно готовит

:
Он всегда увешан какими-то фенечками и браслетами и обожает всякие шапки, банданы и прочее и очень часто бывает сфотографирован или снят на видео с бутылкой пива. На концертах попивает вискарь - как объясняет сам, для смягчения связок

. Такой у него, понимаете, техасско-оклахомский стиль - свой в доску парень, немного грубоватый, но с женщинами в высшей степени джентльмен, умеет ездить верхом, а дома у него живет не просто собака, а помесь собаки с волком. И вообще он частично индеец

, и собаковолка зовут индейской кличкой Wahya. Но, несмотря на любовь к готовке и фенечкам, он сам ставил все драки для Leverage и постоянно травмировался на съемках, не признавая дублеров. В общем, крутой парень, да

.
Но я немного отвлеклась

. Итак, песни.
The House Rules Официальный клип снял Тимоти Хаттон, с которым Крис играл в Leverage (Хаттон по совместительству еще и экс-зять бывшего президента Франции Валери Жискар д’Эстена), а вышибала в самом начале видео - Алдис Ходж, Алек Хардисон из того же Leverage. Обратите внимание - на спине Крисовой футболки написано имя любимого собаковолка):
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Официальный клип:
Download Christian Kane The House Rules for free from pleer.comТекстSo you're tired and you're beat
And you worked all week
And you need a place you can let it go
Where the girls go wild
And the boys play hard
And you need a little more than just the radio.
Well here's your open invitation
With just a couple regulations...
Let me warn you son
Only come to have fun
We don't take kindly to serious,
So leave your troubles at the door
Unless you want some in here.
Welcome to my house
Buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high.
It's a country music
A little soul,
It's a rock 'n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sittin' around
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down.
So before you come in here with some kinda attitude
You better read the house rules.
Around 11 o'clock
When the front door locks
And the boys start raising the bottle,
Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads
Yeah you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em.
And no matter what your story
A good time is mandatory.
Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women
But they can grab whatever they want to... (hahaha)
Welcome to my house
Buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high.
It's a country music
A little soul,
It's a rock 'n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sittin' around
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down.
So before you come in here with some kinda attitude
You better read the house rules.
There's no such thing as last call
We pick 'em up when they fall.
We share the same bathroom stall
Says the sign on the wall.
One, two, three!
Welcome to my house
Buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high.
It's a country music
A little soul,
Man, it's a rock 'n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sittin' around
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down.
So before you come in here with some kinda attitude,
Boy before you come walking in here
With any kinda attitude
Lord, you better read the house rules!
Oh son you better read the house rules!
Two, three, JAY!
You better read the house rules.
'Cuse me,
Excuse me,
I'm gonna need to see some i.d. on that girl right there (hahaha) Есть еще одно официальное видео, на песню
Let Me Go, но мне она не понравилась. Но для ознакомления пусть будет:
ТыцУ прочих песен есть только любительские записи с концертов, так что лучше послушать чистую студийную запись.
Whickey In Mind Download Christian Kane Whiskey In Mind for free from pleer.comТекстI was down in whiskey river, stopping for a drink
Minding my own business, trying not to think
Bartender came on over with a shot of his best
Said this one's from the lady in the long black dress
She came waltzing round the corner
"Anybody sittin' here?"
Started takin' off her glasses and lettin' down her hair
I said, "thank you for the drink ma'am, how'd you know my brand?"
She said, "there's certain things a woman can tell about a man"
I said do you like the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
Or the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation
She said slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind
Oh man my heart was jumpin, shakin' on the stool
She moved a little closer and I tried to play it cool
The band had started rockin, it was kinda hard to hear
I ordered us a double- we chased it with a beer
Now do you like the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
Or the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation
She said slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind
Oooh
I started gettin' dizzy from the liquor on her lips
No 80 proof has ever got me buzzin' like this
I loved her
Man, I loved the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
And the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
At this point in the night don't need no conversation
Slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey
Slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mindCallin' All Contry Women Download Calling All Country Women for free from pleer.comТекстHad a rag-top Cadillac
Rode it on Sunset Boulevard
And I had a hold on a centerfold
And a Tony Montana cigar
I had the top down, rock 'n roll sound, and palms blowin' in the breeze
And it was like paradise, somebody save me please
I'm callin' all country women
I've sure missed you all since I've been gone
Yeah well I'm callin' all country women, yeah
Well them uptown girls, they just ain't down home (down home)
Yeah I was in New York after midnight down at the Bungalow 8
Through the supermodels and Cristal bottles she started walkin' my way
She had a gin & tonic, Manalo Blahniks, and that Dolce & Gabana suit
I said, "Damn, you're fine, but have you ever tried jeans and cowboy boots? "
I'm callin' all country women
I've sure missed you all since I've been gone
Yeah well I'm callin' all country women
Well them uptown girls, they just ain't down home (down home)
Yeah well I've been at honky tonk stops, pubs, bars, & clubs from all across the land
Well Daisy Duke and Dixie Chick and pigtail wearin' girls with their farmer tans
Well I'm callin' all country women
I've sure missed you all since I've been gone
Yeah well I'm callin' all country women,
Well them uptown girls, they just ain't down home (down home)
And I'm callin' all country women, yeah
Well them uptown girls could use a little bit of down home
So then I'm callin' all country women, yeah
Well this good ol' boy loves gettin' on down home
Oh this country boy needs a little bit of back homeSeven Days Download Christian Kane Seven Days for free from pleer.comТекстI'm a little heavy
Waste boundin' down...
Got a zero in the bank
On my account.
It's been a week since she's been home-
That's seven days of on my own
That's my number baby,
Gonna lay my money down.
My destination is dependin' on the right turn
The right field of dreams.
Well I'm rollin' down the highway
Passin' on the hard way
Burnin' gasoline...
I'm seein' signs up ahead in lights,
Vegas city limit lines.
Tonight I'm gonna let it ride away.
Well, I'm puttin' down everything I own
On the mercy of these bones.
Come on man, God bless these seven days!
Yeah well I sold my Chevy for a couple hundred bucks
I'm bettin' it all
And I'm countin' on Lady Luck.
Me and destiny have made a deal,
You can't shake these nerves of steel.
So come on, fate, let's see where we end up.
My temptation's already left me with a hand,
I can't even see
But I'm gonna play 'em, I'm gonna hold 'em.
Like a box-car keep rollin',
These cards ain't got nothin' on me!
I'm seein' signs up ahead in lights,
Vegas city limit lines.
Tonight I'm gonna let it ride away.
Well, I'm puttin' down everything I own
On the mercy of these bones.
Come on man, God bless these seven days!
Yeah well I'm gonna turn this table
Into a one man show
And I'm stackin' up my life
To play on just one roll.
Well seven's my best friend in town
And yes, ma'am, I'll have another round
But kiss these dice before I let 'em go!
I'm seein' signs up ahead in lights,
Vegas city limit lines.
Tonight I'm gonna let it ride away.
Well, I'm puttin' down everything I own
On the mercy of these bones.
Come on man, God bless these seven days!
I'm puttin' down everything I own,
On the mercy of these bones
Come on man, God bless these seven days!
Oh God bless these seven days. Drinkin' to Drink Cкачать Christian Kane Drinkin' To Drink бесплатно на pleer.comТекстI've still got my job,
Still got my woman,
And my dog didn't die,
My family's alright,
I ain't runnin' from nothing,
I didn't have me a bad day,
I got a pretty good life
But I won't let that stand in the way
Of me rockin' tonight.
Well I ain't got no reasons,
I ain't got no excuse,
I don't really feel lonesome,
I don't really feel blue,
No it ain't cause she left me,
This ain't what you think,
Tonight I ain't drinkin' to drown anything
I'm just drinkin' to drink.
Now don't point your finger,
Please understand
That most of the time
I walk a straight line
The best that I can
But I love me a cold beer
In a tall frosty glass,
So later tonight
When you look up and find
That I'm drunk off my ass.
Well I ain't got no reasons,
I ain't got no excuse,
I don't really feel lonesome,
I don't really feel blue,
No it ain't cause she left me,
This ain't what you think,
Tonight I ain't drinkin' to drown anything
I'm just drinkin' to drink.
No it ain't cause she left me,
I don't need a good shrink,
Oh no, tonight I ain't drinkin' to drown anything
Man I'm drinkin' to drink.
Oh tonight I ain't drinkin' to drown anything
I'm just drinkin' to drink.Permanent 99 Download Christian Kane Permanent 99 for free from pleer.comТекстThe weather man says he’s never seen
Temperatures rise as high as these in a long time.
Yeah, but we don’t mind.
The car’s lined up at the edge of the lake,
The radio’s on and everybody’s takin’ the swing in the tree,
Not you and me.
Oh, that’s just a waste of time,
We like how it feels just fine.
We’re hot and sticky as we can get,
Don’t need to take a swim to be soakin’ wet,
You lean in and you bite my lip,
It’s hard to be cool in heat like this.
Sweat drop at the end of your nose,
Makes you lose your mind and lose your clothes,
Let’s kiss right here,
Why go inside,
Baby we’re set to a permanent 99.
The movie house says it’s cool inside,
We just laugh and drive right by,
With the windows up,
ooo It feels good to us.
’Cause all I wanna do when you look like that,
Is watch an ice cube roll down the small of your back,
And just melt away,
Yeah, I could watch that all day.
Close your eyes and read my mind,
Let’s go somewhere watch the mercury climb.
We’re hot and sticky as we can get,
Don’t need to go swimin' to be soakin’ wet,
You lean in and you bite my lip,
It’s hard to be cool in heat like this.
Sweat drop at the end of your nose,
Makes you lose your mind and lose your clothes,
Let’s kiss right here,
Why go inside,
Baby we’re set to a permanent 99.
Close your eyes and read my mind,
Let’s go somewhere watch the mercury climb
Chorus repeat 3xRattlesnake Smile Download Christian Kane Rattlesnake Smile for free from pleer.comТекстIt's been a long time
Since I wore this rattlesnake smile,
And a lotta my friends haven't seen it in quite a while.
I feel my eyes rollin' deep inside my head
And there's a feeling of misconception in the air.
Yeah, I'm startin' to see.
Yeah, I do believe.
I used to have a soft southern glowing face.
I used to leave my heartaches with the chase.
When you get stung with the heart of a little child
Well, that's how you get that rattlesnake smile.
You better keep your distance
In this tangled shape I'm in.
Now no one had better touch me right now
In this cold-blooded thick skin.
Oh I said you better run real fast
When you hear that rattlin' sound.
Well, you better run real fast, man,
Or this one's gonna knock you down.
I sit alone and try to shed this skin that I live in-
Trying to clear my vision once again, hah!
Well, I ain't no good to no one,
no how,
not right now,
'Cause I forgot to run myself and I gotta run now.
Do I look like something you can put in a f**kin' cage?!
Come over here and gimme a kissssss...
Yeah, I'm startin' to see.
Yeah, I do believe.
Better keep your distance
From this tangled shape I'm in.
Now no one had better touch me right now
In this cold-blooded thick skin.
Better, well,
Now I said you better run real fast
When you hear that rattlin' sound!
Oh, I said you better run real fast
Or this one's gonna knock you down!
And I sit alone in the desert rain
With my tail in the air.
OhhhhhhhDifferent Kind of Knight Download Different Kind of Knight for free from pleer.comТекстCan I cut in on a dance?
You ain't gonna find what you're lookin' for
In that little Mexican.
You can't mix your tears
With those from an agave plant,
You see I've danced with him myself
And he's never been a friend.
You go believin' in your Lancelot
Well it's all in vain
And you're chasin' picket fences,
There's always hell to pay.
I met many a girl in here
With the same story line-
All them boys on those white horses
Don't know how to ride.
But I got a paint outside with enough giddyup
To be free.
I got a faint smell of cheap perfume
And a hint of gasoline.
See I'm a different kind of knight,
You're gonna find your fairy tales are lies.
I don't have a white horse
But you can come along for the ride.
She said, "I'm tired of living life in a romance book
I think chivalry's dead
And I ain't gonna look
For them roundtable boys on the white horse
That can't get the story right."
I said, "as luck would have it
I was tossed by the throne
I let my Marion down
Some years ago
And I traded my coat of arms
For a guitar and some broken yellow lines."
But I got a paint outside with enough giddyup
To be free.
I got a faint smell of cheap perfume
And a hint of gasoline.
See I'm a different kind of knight,
You're gonna find your fairy tales are lies.
I don't have a white horse
But you can come along for the ride.
She kinda shifted in her seat a little bit
The thought of every eye on her bee-stung lips
And she raised that glass and the lime
And she kissed him goodbye.
She said, "promise me you'll take it slow
And swear no talk of tomorrow
And when you feel me tighten around you
Well you can let the hammer down."
And I got a paint outside with enough giddyup
To be free.
I got a faint smell of cheap perfume
And a hint of gasoline.
See I'm a different kind of knight,
You're gonna find your fairy tales are all lies.
I don't have a white horse
But you can come along for the ride.What My Heart Says Download Christian Kane What my heart says for free from pleer.comТекстYeah,
so let them say it's wrong
for me to love you.
They could never feel
the way that I do
when we kiss,
when we're close like this.
They can't see inside my soul.
They don't know the love we know,
all they do is waste their time
they can never change my mind.
It's what my heart says-
that is what I listen to.
It's what my heart feels-
that tells me, it tells me what to do.
It's what my heart knows-
and that's the only, only truth I know is real.
All I know is what my heart says to me.А под занавес чуток гифок, специально для девочек
Смотрим и радуемся!Дерется:

Суровый и даже в очках:


Милый:

И с бицепсами и прочими руками
:

И даже с птичкой!